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1. RS Janes Says:
   October 30th, 2008 at 2:57 AM

   “Oh, Johnny, did you wear the English Leather just for me?”

2. DJ Allyn Says:
   October 30th, 2008 at 8:46 AM

   “Oh, Johnny, my steamy warrier. My pocket-rocket of excitement. I know you had that bimbo forced on you, but I know your true love is mine”

3. RS Janes Says:
   October 30th, 2008 at 3:35 PM

   Or “Not here, Joe — later, in the bus.”

4. Ken Carman Says:
   October 30th, 2008 at 6:19 PM

   “Give me some skin, John. (Sees his face.) Oops… never mind.”

5. Ken Carman Says:
   October 30th, 2008 at 6:21 PM

   Two men attempting to save face.

6. Ken Carman Says:
   October 30th, 2008 at 6:24 PM

   John thinking, “I’m going to trust Mr. Abandon His Own Party? OK, I’ll hug him now, but after the election I’ll give him the old Heb Ho.”

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