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5 Comments For This Post

1. Ana Grarian Says:
   June 30th, 2009 at 10:35 AM

   Yes – but you’ll get out of the drawer more often, held in that firm warm hand, choppin’ veggies into little bits……..

2. RS Janes Says:
   June 30th, 2009 at 6:52 PM

   LOL, reminds me of that A. Whitney Brown line, “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate vegetables.”

3. Ye Olde Scribe Says:
   July 6th, 2009 at 1:47 PM

   Hmmm… “warm, firm, hand.”

   Is this the Lorena Bobbitt section of LTS?

4. RS Janes Says:
   July 7th, 2009 at 6:34 AM

   What is that thing? ‘Firm, warm hand big feet’? Or was it something else?

5. Ye Olde Scribe Says:
   July 8th, 2009 at 3:42 PM

   Long story.

   Get along little “doggie.”

   Hi HO, Long Dong Silver away?

   Image of Bill O’Lielly riding his vibrating…

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