LT Saloon

Ye Old Scribe Presents: Retort

“Challenging traitors who believe ‘tort’ goes out the window when no due process is convenient.”

Liz Cheney vs. al Qaeda 7…

“whose values do they share?”

Scribe’s retort..

“American values. And you and your father?”

Ye Olde Scribe Presents: Finally, THE TRUTH!

“Truth telling more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap buildings in a single bound, able to shove a giant shive into fat, over-bloated, Reich Wing egos.”

Anyone else think a party filled with leaders willing to strip people of HUMAN rights, but gives corporation more rights than any human on the planet, is filled with traitors and corporate shills?

-A-non-E-Moose

Ye Olde Scribe Presents More Spam

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“Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it… damn stuff.”

Spam from the great white North: no relation to Ollie…

December 8 – 6:00 PM

It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

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Ye Old Scribe’s Incredible, Inedible Quote Machine

“More fun than a barrel full of dissected flying Right Wing monkey parts.”

“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children.”

State Del. Bob Marshall (R-VA)

Scribe: So you’re saying we’re suffering your idiocy because someone with a little more brains than you was aborted?

Want to bet he considers himself a God worshiping, Jesus loving, Christian man?

Ye Olde Scribe’s Odoriferous, Bad Breathakiss, Quote Machine

Halitosis to the most-is.

Obama may be a stylistic breath of fresh air after… (Junior)… but, then, a rotting corpse would be, too.
-David Michael Green

Ye Olde Scribe’s Incredible, Inedible Quote Machine

“Joe Lieberman: eating his own credibility as a civilized human being and a Jew one hypocritical word at a time.”

One poster’s satire on Joe’s all too real whining about no Dem leader/politician being willing to consult him during elections anymore.

Well, the “me” decade is almost over, and good riddance, and far as I’m concerned. The 00’s were simply 10 years of people thinking of nothing but themselves. No wonder we were unable to get together and solve any of the many serious problems facing our nation. Oh sure, some people did do some positive things in the 00’s – like jogging – but always for the wrong reasons, for their own selfish, personal benefit. Well, I believe the 10’s are gonna have to be different. I think that people are going to stop thinking about themselves, and start thinking about me, Joe Lieberman. That’s right. I believe we’re entering what I like to call the Joe Lieberman Decade. Oh, for me, Joe Lieberman, the 10’s will be pretty much the same as the 00’s. I’ll still be thinking of me, Joe Lieberman. But for you, you’ll be thinking more about how things affect me, Joe Lieberman. When you see a news report, you’ll be thinking, “I wonder what Joe Lieberman thinks about this thing?”, “I wonder how this health insurance reform thing is hurting Joe Lieberman?” And you women will be thinking, “What can I wear that will please Joe Lieberman?”, or “What can I not wear?” You know, I know a lot of you out there are thinking, “Why Joe Lieberman?” Well, because I thought of it, and I’m on TV, so I’ve already gotten the jump on you. So, I say let’s leave behind the fragmented, selfish 00’s, and go into the 80’s with a unity and purpose. That’s what I think. I’m Joe Lieberman.

-”Steaming Pile,” over at TPM. Apologies to former comedian, Sen. Franken.

Ye Olde Scribe Presents: Let’s Play a Game Called Unintended Humor

“Even answering such an E is like playing Russian roulette with a gun provided by Satan while demons laugh at you.”

Some scams are so bad, if they were human, they should be stand up comics.

Do you think Scribe should answer the following E-mail? Gee, even though all relatives are so poor they wouldn’t have ANYTHING to do with anything listed, even if they wanted to, so much money! Scribe has put in bold all the problematic phrases. Just how stupid do such scammers think we are? Considering how many Es like this arrive unsolicited, apparently they might be on to something there.

Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar. Hoover Building, Washington D.C

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Ye Olde Scribe’s Incredible, Edible the Inedible Quote Machine

“Giving iLoveOldNY … a HAND. And Ann the abusive lying bitch a rhetorical BACKHAND.”

“Electing a president who needs to write “energy” and “taxes” on her hand is like boarding a plane with a pilot who has ‘landing gear’ written on her hand.”
– iLoveOldNY,    Link

“What a great country it is where a mentally retarded woman can become speaker of the house?” 
     — Ann Coulter

YOS-Palin’s puke filled message: only ReTHUGlicans can get away with saying anything by claiming “satire.”

YYOS Productions Presents: Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam…

“Pulling few kernels of golden corn out of all the E-mail crap.”

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.” Reaching into his rear pant’s pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. “See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish . . . on any land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?”
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Scribe Responds to Random Quotes

Over at Scribe’s internet home: LT Saloon, Scribe has noticed there’s this neat little feature offering, mostly, anonymous quotes: anonymous if you’re too lazy to click like like Scribe. But Scribe isn’t too lazy to respond.

“Learn Spanish! Jesus is coming.”

Scribe…

“That’s what the lonely housewife said who lived in a hispanic slum.”

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“A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.”

Scribe…

“Or when you get caught by Albert ’slipping’ out his bedroom after ‘visiting’ his wife.”

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“Apathy: I could take it or leave it.”

Scribe…

“Huh? What? Don’t care.”

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