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The News Pauper: The American Dream is in the Way of the Master Race…it Must Be Destroyed.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne How is that going to be done? Ask the next generation, right now, if they have any faith at all in their 401k’s…they’ll say, “What 401k”? Put out story after story about the “weakness” of the Social Security system and the failures of government in general. Starve the system, with inordinately large [...]

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The News Pauper: What’s REALLY Bothering Them?

Thursday, July 1, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne The News Pauper thinks that it’s just weird that the apologists for BP can say such things that simply defy reason. I am especially fond of the specious argument that the dirty fucking hippies forced the industry into deeper, more dangerous water. Such incredible positions make one desire to see what led [...]

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The News Pauper: This Is It

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne The News Pauper humbly regrets his inability to post regularly. It in no way reflects on the dear reader…here is my latest attempt to say something regarding what is certain to become the most devastating disaster done to us by the Bush-Cheney Cabal. The NP suspects British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward is [...]

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The News Pauper: Peak Oil Solved!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne The NP was going to lead with a clever quip such as, “You want oil? We’ll give ya oil!” in an attempt to conjure in the mind of the reader some adage which reminds us to be careful what we pray for. Now we have so much oil that the main occupation [...]

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The News Pauper: Nailed It!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne “…And that’s where the fear of the perpetual angry mob comes in, and perhaps why Fox News, rather than lamenting the ugly and cowardly eruptions, seems to be encouraging it, or at least rationalizing it. Perhaps Fox News, the de facto opposition party, wants that threat of mob intimidation on the table, [...]

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The News Pauper: Browning Indeed

Sunday, March 21, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne Attention Scott Brown: What the fuck does this sign mean, imply, state, intend, or demonstrate? Personally, the News Pauper finds the pistol part of this expression of someone’s loss of mind infinitely more offensive than the Obama with a Hitler mustache exiting an ass’s ass. I wish this shot included the idiot [...]

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The News Pauper: The Next Crash

Thursday, March 4, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne The News Pauper begs everyone’s pardon for his slackery. It is merely the fact that he is B.R.O.K.E., as in poor, and has been forced to hustle like a bowery boy to heat his hearth and get a little in his stomach. I have not started to sell off my little sundries [...]

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The News Pauper: Great Work, Obama!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne Tonight was the State of the Union speech I’d been waiting to hear. Without once losing his composure, Obama stood down the bullies across the aisle and showed them for what they were. His pacing and eloquence was worthy of the great orators of history this country has contributed to the world. [...]

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The News Pauper: The Year 2009

Thursday, December 31, 2009

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By W.B. Dunne The News Pauper hails the departure of a very bad year! This pathetic span that has just passed has stood alone in its grotesque ridiculousness. From the advent of the Sarahcuda to the appropriation of the word teabagging for something nowhere near as fun as what the original indicated…2009 held its own [...]

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The News Pauper: To Whom It May Concern

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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THE NEWS PAUPER By W.B. Dunne To Whom It May Concern I’ll begin with my vitals…Caucasian male, about fifty, American born and bred. There is nothing exceptional about me … my life, my views, or my intelligence. I have received what little education I have at the pleasure of disinterested-at-best institutions, followed by the meanderings [...]

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