By W.B. Dunne The News Pauper begs everyone’s pardon for his slackery. It is merely the fact that he is B.R.O.K.E., as in poor, and has been forced to hustle like a bowery boy to heat his hearth and get a little in his stomach. I have not started to sell off my little sundries for [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday, February 17, 2010
By W.B. Dunne It may be the status quo that the right-wing of the political spectrum in this country has bragging rights on who has the farthest out, most violent, stupidest supporters. In the entire history of this country it has always been the right that provides the most madness, the least progress, and the greatest [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, February 9, 2010
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by W.B. Dunne So, another column from the un-deadlined News Pauper. What shall I dish on this week? There is the Sarah Palin crib note controversy…which is ever so handy for the right, by whom it was no doubt manufactured, seeing as their candidate can’t support even the limited role assigned to her. That is, it [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, January 28, 2010
By W.B. Dunne Tonight was the State of the Union speech I’d been waiting to hear. Without once losing his composure, Obama stood down the bullies across the aisle and showed them for what they were. His pacing and eloquence was worthy of the great orators of history this country has contributed to the world. I felt [...]
Continue reading...Sunday, January 24, 2010
by W.B. Dunne Shortest. Post. Ever. What’s the dif between a corporation and a person? A corporation can kill a person. Contact the News Pauper at WBDunne@ltsaloon.org © 2010 W.B. Dunne. All Rights Reserved.
Continue reading...Friday, January 15, 2010
By W.B. Dunne The video is provided here in case any of you are masochists, or desire to share the NP’s disgust. It is without a doubt a record for the most bullshit contained within a 6-minute clip…ever. The clip begins with Glenn Beck stating that he doesn’t know if anyone returns from Washington with “his soul”. [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, December 31, 2009
By W.B. Dunne The News Pauper hails the departure of a very bad year! This pathetic span that has just passed has stood alone in its grotesque ridiculousness. From the advent of the Sarahcuda to the appropriation of the word teabagging for something nowhere near as fun as what the original indicated…2009 held its own as [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, December 22, 2009
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By W.B. Dunne Arising from his obscure existence and coming again into the light … this is the News Pauper signing in to wish the readers a blessed holiday season. There has been little chance to think, let alone write. ‘Tis the season for video of people experiencing narrow escapes from trains, and frankly, it’s difficult [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, November 17, 2009
By W.B. Dunne In a way, the NP feels pangs of Christian sympathy for Cheney the Dick’s daughter, Liz. Imagine being bred in such an environment as the one that the unfortunate Ms. Cheney was reared. Imagine the resulting mental trauma of coming of age and discovering that your father was among the worst human beings [...]
Continue reading...Sunday, November 15, 2009
By W.B. Dunne It is with particular delight that the News Pauper announces that Eric Holder is my new favorite Attorney General ever… The announcement that the trial of 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is to be held in New York City has led some on the right to say that the AG has granted citizenship to [...]
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