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The News Pauper: The American Dream is in the Way of the Master Race…it Must Be Destroyed.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne How is that going to be done? Ask the next generation, right now, if they have any faith at all in their 401k’s…they’ll say, “What 401k”? Put out story after story about the “weakness” of the Social Security system and the failures of government in general. Starve the system, with inordinately large [...]

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The News Pauper: The Only Thing You’ll Ever Need to Know

Thursday, August 12, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne Oh, how the News Pauper regrets being able to think critically! My time would be so much better spent with the masses, speculating aimlessly for hours about how to survive the coming calamities. Should I join a group or enclave of doomers? How much duct tape should I have put aside for [...]

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The News Pauper: What’s REALLY Bothering Them?

Thursday, July 1, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne The News Pauper thinks that it’s just weird that the apologists for BP can say such things that simply defy reason. I am especially fond of the specious argument that the dirty fucking hippies forced the industry into deeper, more dangerous water. Such incredible positions make one desire to see what led [...]

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The News Pauper: The Birth of The Cheneyville

Saturday, June 12, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne The latest PR motivated, public distracting, demonstration from BP is the unveiling of a real military-camp style “recovery village”. It is said to be able to accommodate 1500 workers. The NP says we call ‘em all “Cheneyvilles”, because if this is going to be a serious attempt at responding and not some [...]

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The News Pauper: FreedomWorks’ Matt Kibbe Is A Neocon Shill

Friday, June 11, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne Here is an example of a statement that the NP thinks typifies the right-wing subterfuge of our discourse: (h/t to Crooks and Liars) Matt Kibbe: “Well I think if you look at what’s happened down there, it’s a sad story of government incompetence as well as negligence on the part of BP. [...]

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The News Pauper: We’re In It Deep

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne Today in the news there is the story of 13 dead and missing in Texas…in a well explosion. I wonder if the bookmakers had to pay out much. I wonder if they made a profit in the insurance payout. There ought to be a site that panders to my desire to know [...]

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The News Pauper: This Is It

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne The News Pauper humbly regrets his inability to post regularly. It in no way reflects on the dear reader…here is my latest attempt to say something regarding what is certain to become the most devastating disaster done to us by the Bush-Cheney Cabal. The NP suspects British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward is [...]

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The News Pauper: Peak Oil Solved!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne The NP was going to lead with a clever quip such as, “You want oil? We’ll give ya oil!” in an attempt to conjure in the mind of the reader some adage which reminds us to be careful what we pray for. Now we have so much oil that the main occupation [...]

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The News Pauper: Nailed It!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne “…And that’s where the fear of the perpetual angry mob comes in, and perhaps why Fox News, rather than lamenting the ugly and cowardly eruptions, seems to be encouraging it, or at least rationalizing it. Perhaps Fox News, the de facto opposition party, wants that threat of mob intimidation on the table, [...]

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The News Pauper: Browning Indeed

Sunday, March 21, 2010

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By W.B. Dunne Attention Scott Brown: What the fuck does this sign mean, imply, state, intend, or demonstrate? Personally, the News Pauper finds the pistol part of this expression of someone’s loss of mind infinitely more offensive than the Obama with a Hitler mustache exiting an ass’s ass. I wish this shot included the idiot [...]

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